I understand this quote more than I ever thought I would
Sweet chocolate Jeebus! This is a wondrous creation!
These stupid assholes in England were all, “We’re gonna tax your tea.”
America was all, “Fuck you. We didn’t say you could do that.”
England goes, “We can do whatever we want, bitch.”
America was like, “You’re the bitch, bitch. Get that shit out of Boston.”
England’s all, “Fuck off.”
America’s all, “This shit is ON!”
Then there was a war.
new tea party goes like this:
george bush tanked the economy and took all of our money creating unnecessary wars. he was all, ‘you’re all too fucking stupid to figure out what i’m doing.’
then a liberal took over and the rich white people got PISSED and were like, ‘fuck you, go back to kenya.’
and obama was all, ‘no buddy, fuck you. i just lowered your taxes.’
I don’t know if you saw my answer to the child rapists are now equal because of equality thing (The post I linked to), but I thought I knocked it out of the park. Then I saw your post and literally choked on my coffee laughing. It brings the snark!
I want to use that in public with a little head snap and a “Bitch!” at the end of it. Here in Wyoming, defending the LGBT community can seem like a daily task. One I do gladly, and you’re welcome. I always support people who defend the LGBT community. Rock on, Sam.
Former Solicitor General THEODORE OLSON, responding to Fox “News” host Chris Wallace saying that the recent decision striking down Prop. 8 was an example of “judicial activism.”
Game; set; fucking match.
Oh, no, this is completely game; set; EPIC FUCKING MATCH!