I want to taint-punch every person responsible for this asshattery. Seriously. It’s a blanket with sleeves! (Read: I’m such a dimwit that I’ll pay money instead of turning my robe around backwards.)
- Comic Sans. I FUCKING HATE COMIC SANS!
- Annoyingly loud music, like someone grabbed my remote.
- Annoying song set to the Macarena. The fucking Macarena.
Someone must pay.