Andrew: Meg, have you ever wondered what would happen if Jesus came back?
Me: He’s going to be pissed, I’m pretty sure.
Andrew: No, do you think it’ll be all Left Behind and shit?
Me: Uh, I don’t know…
Andrew (interrupts): Because if it is, think of all the jobs that’ll be created! Sure, it’ll suck because it’s the apocalypse, but there will be jobs for all of us sinners!