This exists. And it’s AWESOME!
From the event:
"We feel that since you have wrongly discouraged so many from engaging in normal, healthy sexual activity that it is only befitting that you inspire it for at least this one day.
National Rub One Out to a Picture of Christine O’Donnell Day is November 1st, 2010!
This celebration of normal, natural sexuality will not right the wrongs you have perpetrated on humanity, but it is a step in the right direction.
The American People”