Cognitive Dissonance

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Love bites: Teens, stop sucking each other's blood or you're grounded!

Bizarre teen trends have been horrifying parents for generations, but health officials are warning that a vampire-inspired biting fad could be dangerous, not to mention disgusting.

Teenagers obsessed with the “Twilight” vampire saga, or those simply fascinated with fangs, reportedly have been biting each other - hard – and then licking or sucking the blood.

“These are kids who think they are real vampires,” said Dr. Orly Avitzur, the medical advisor to Consumers Union, the agency that publishes Consumer Reports magazine.

Gross. Just don’t do this. 

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    WHAT ON EARTH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! DISGUSTING
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