Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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joyouslyprofane:

that’s why i like having a late shift. all i do when the sun is out is sleep.

I get annoyed when I see graphics with incorrect punctuation. Now, I don’t claim to be perfect, so I rarely point these things out. But sometimes, my grammar-correcting impulse gets the best of me. 
I can’t let this one go.
"Fuck anything in the morning that doesn’t involve sleeping sex or bacon." That’s missing a comma. I would prefer to be awake for the sex, thank you. And then you can fix me bacon. 

joyouslyprofane:

that’s why i like having a late shift. all i do when the sun is out is sleep.

I get annoyed when I see graphics with incorrect punctuation. Now, I don’t claim to be perfect, so I rarely point these things out. But sometimes, my grammar-correcting impulse gets the best of me. 

I can’t let this one go.

"Fuck anything in the morning that doesn’t involve sleeping sex or bacon." That’s missing a comma. I would prefer to be awake for the sex, thank you. And then you can fix me bacon. 

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