Cognitive Dissonance

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.” - William S. Burroughs

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The tweets of the night, courtesy of New England Patriots Wide Receiver Chad Ochocinco.

If you’re Ochocinco, and you have trouble sleeping, one option is to watch The State of the Union Address and tweet. Hilarity ensues! 

I might root for the Patriots just for this in the Super Bowl. Oh, and he’s right. Speaker Boehner seemed like a particularly angry tangerine tonight.

(Source: cognitivedissonance)

Filed under Chad Ochocinco John Boehner politics SOTU Barack Obama lulz New England Patriots State of the Union

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