Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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“What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park,” head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport, Aug 2010

WHY IS THIS PERSON THE HEAD OF ANYTHING.
WHY IS HE EMPLOYED WHILE I AM NOT.

(via howlikeatree)

CAN I SECOND THAT STATEMENT AND ALSO INCLUDE ANOTHER STATEMENT ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS TERRIFIES ME (A LOT)

Read the fine print at the bottom of the page: The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken fu**ing seriously ;)

It’s the UK’s version of The Onion. Scary that this was so believable. 

(Source: meebobebo, via crystalfemmes)

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