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zeitvox replied to your link: Oklahoma Senate passes Personhood Act, saying life begins at conception
It would be fun to propose a bill: The Spunk Act … codifying the fact that life begins at ejaculation. Every sperm is sacred! One up the fundamentalists, and out them as pussies for not criminalizing masturbation. Parody is the propadeutic
Sen. Constance Johnson beat you to it: Oklahoma Democrat Adds ‘Every Sperm Is Sacred’ Amendment To Personhood Bill. The amendment stated:
“However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
Fair is fair. The amendment was tabled, though I think there would be some Republicans in the senate fanatical enough to vote for it.
