Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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zeitvox replied to your link: Oklahoma Senate passes Personhood Act, saying life begins at conception

It would be fun to propose a bill: The Spunk Act … codifying the fact that life begins at ejaculation. Every sperm is sacred! One up the fundamentalists, and out them as pussies for not criminalizing masturbation. Parody is the propadeutic

Sen. Constance Johnson beat you to it: Oklahoma Democrat Adds ‘Every Sperm Is Sacred’ Amendment To Personhood Bill. The amendment stated:

"However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Fair is fair. The amendment was tabled, though I think there would be some Republicans in the senate fanatical enough to vote for it.

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  2. commodifiedsouls said: I wouldn’t have put it past them to respond with an amendment make it a crime to menstruate.
  3. self-styled-iconoclast said: I…anti-ejaculation law? REALLY? But…I…I’m going to bed. That just broke me for the last ten minutes straight.
  4. the-cold-revolution said: That is crazy. Why didn’t you put that in your other post about the bill? Oh yea it would have made your side of the force look bad.
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