Yes, this is a thing.
Come with me on an adventure, folks: into the amazing world of Conservative Teen, where the white people don’t get any whiter.
Where musical theater turns kids to the Devil…
…and sex threatens to wipe out entire civilizations with its wanton vaginal gushing.
Where doggy style is just another liberal nod to Paganism…
…and Elmo’s environmental agenda is destroying young minds.
Where the main message sent to American teens is: MORE WHITE BABIES.
Thanks to the Heritage Foundation and Family Research Council for making my day that much brighter.
I can answer that question for you.
No. Ronald Reagan was not our first black president.