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April 17, 2012

Breaking news: Newt Gingrich was bitten on the finger by a penguin at the St. Louis Zoo.

No word yet on if reality has also bitten him on the ass.

(Source: cognitivedissonance)

Filed under Newt Gingrich politics penguins lulz republican GOP Reality you should check it out sometime

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Should have reblogged this a while ago…
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Is it wrong that when I saw this I thought about the poor penguin? How is it going to get the taste of asshole out of...
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kevindrakewriter said: What if he becomes Penguin-man?
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I’m reminded of the incident in Greece during the Turkish war of independence in 1920, when the war hadn’t gone terribly...
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jsenum said: I hope the penguin was given a tetanus shot and a megadose of of MSRA strength antibiotics…maybe some mouthwash too.
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omg hahahaha. thats just too funny!!!! Getting bitten by a penguin! ahahaha!!!
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“I got 99 penguins, but a Grich ain’t one!”
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THIS IS MY ZOO. I HAVE BEEN GOING TO THIS ZOO ALL MY LIFE. So fucking proud of my birdies.
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