Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

14 notes

I was pulled over allegedly for changing lanes without signaling. No joke.
Cop had a ticket book, asked where I was going “in a hurry” since I “zipped past him” on Third. Well, he was going 20 MPH in a 30. He told me I was going a “bit fast” but not speeding.
I told him I was stoked to go home and have tacos because Doritos tacos are the shit. He laughed, said they were delicious, and asked for my license. He ran it in his car, gave it back, and told me to enjoy my tacos.
I’m still not sure if this is a win…
(Taken with Instagram at Laradise, Wyoming)
Update: My husband’s friend Jonny got pulled over a few blocks back about half an hour later. The cop said the same thing, but claimed Jonny didn’t come to a complete stop. I’m thinking filling some kind of quota for stops or something.

I was pulled over allegedly for changing lanes without signaling. No joke.

Cop had a ticket book, asked where I was going “in a hurry” since I “zipped past him” on Third. Well, he was going 20 MPH in a 30. He told me I was going a “bit fast” but not speeding.

I told him I was stoked to go home and have tacos because Doritos tacos are the shit. He laughed, said they were delicious, and asked for my license. He ran it in his car, gave it back, and told me to enjoy my tacos.

I’m still not sure if this is a win…

(Taken with Instagram at Laradise, Wyoming)

Update: My husband’s friend Jonny got pulled over a few blocks back about half an hour later. The cop said the same thing, but claimed Jonny didn’t come to a complete stop. I’m thinking filling some kind of quota for stops or something.

Filed under cops Laramie Wyoming oops tacos are the shit police

  1. bklynmed said: It is a win. you handled it perfectly, and so did he.
  2. kevindrakewriter said: It is weird.
  3. the-cold-revolution said: I hate it when jackass don’t signal. I guess you just think other people can read your mind and know when you are going to switch lanes. I hope a slice of dorito taco gets wedged between your tooth and gums and really burns because the sauce.
  4. cognitivedissonance posted this