Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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sonic-hip-attack:
So, Yellow and Red don’t know each other, and I swear this appeared in conjunction like this on my Facebook newsfeed.
Apparently God’s been busy passing people’s classes for them this semester.  
This is the “God gets the credit and none of the blame” attitude that really drives me up a wall.  Take credit for yourselves, guys!  Own your mistakes and your successes!

I can see it now… God: “Fuck the poor, starving kids in Africa, I’ve got Chemistry and English to pass for my holy minions!” *spits on beefy cosmic paws* 

sonic-hip-attack:

So, Yellow and Red don’t know each other, and I swear this appeared in conjunction like this on my Facebook newsfeed.

Apparently God’s been busy passing people’s classes for them this semester.  

This is the “God gets the credit and none of the blame” attitude that really drives me up a wall.  Take credit for yourselves, guys!  Own your mistakes and your successes!

I can see it now…
God: “Fuck the poor, starving kids in Africa, I’ve got Chemistry and English to pass for my holy minions!” *spits on beefy cosmic paws* 

(Source: alienagecounselor)

Filed under God Own it right or wrong Believers Seriously Your religion is cool and all but you did it yourself congrats!

  1. whitenesslost reblogged this from alienagecounselor and added:
    These are the kind of people who piss me off when it comes to religion.
  2. cognitivedissonance reblogged this from alienagecounselor and added:
    I can see it now… God: “Fuck the poor, starving kids in Africa, I’ve got Chemistry and English to pass for my holy...
  3. these-cardboard-devils said: Hey at least you’re not part Filipino, I swear my relatives blame God for breakfast tasting good.
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