The tagline: “Sometimes I get confused, so I ask Siri…”
Siri, would my health insurance cover a rolley slide?
Siri, what does Santa get bad children of coal miners?
Siri, why do bubbles look like they’re made from rainbow?
Siri, how do you spell the sound that toes make when they rub together?
Siri, make a note: “A song about escalators that’s really a song about gun control.”
Siri, would Fox News make a good theme park?
Siri, do ghosts believe in aliens?
Siri, what if every light bulb that goes out is a soul moving on to the next world?
I can’t be the only one annoyed by that iPhone commercial. “Ooh, I’m quirky with my red lipstick, pajamas, tomato soup, and inability to determine water falling from the sky is rain.”