You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
Is it weird that this was my #1 conspiracy theory (and one of my first) that started when I was 12? It still has a special place in the conspiracy-theories corner of my heart, right next to the one that prevents me from ever taking vitamins ever.
Jesus Christ, it all becomes clear. This also explains why I run in circles when my stove catches fire!