Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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I just had a thought.

man-over-matter:

cruefest:

You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?

Is it weird that this was my #1 conspiracy theory (and one of my first) that started when I was 12? It still has a special place in the conspiracy-theories corner of my heart, right next to the one that prevents me from ever taking vitamins ever.

Jesus Christ, it all becomes clear. This also explains why I run in circles when my stove catches fire!

(via vae-v1ctus)

Filed under The Sims God Deep thought

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