Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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larryliberty asked: Yes I am "allowed" to dance. Why would I be? Jesus danced. And I'll be at the street dance. Leaving soon. Why? You want me to buy a handout I mean beer for you?

You’re killing me, bro. “Jesus danced.”

Indeed:

Please don’t buy me a beer. Is this how you always talk to the ladies? No wonder you’re so angry. I bet that doesn’t work out well for you. “Here, baby. Have a handout — er — beer.”

I’ll look for the dude in the American flag shirt sobbing by the beer tent as “Wild Horses” or something plays. I’ll bet good money that’s you.

Cheers,

Meg

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  1. jen-writ said: I’m getting a major creep vibe from this guy… Be careful!
  2. thepandabaker said: Is he honestly for real?
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