Cognitive Dissonance

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Mitt Romney: The Devil's Dictionary

Mother Jones kills it:

Lemonade n. 1. Lemon. 2. Wet. 3. Good. E.g. “Governor Romney how was the lemonade?” “Lemon, wet, good.”

Sport n. 1. Sports. E.g. “I, figured he had to be in sport, but he wasn’t in sport.”

Tree n. 1. A tall leafy plant native to Michigan. Should be approximately 24 feet tall and deciduous. E.g. ”The trees are the right height.” 2. Mitt Romney. E.g. “What kind of tree is that? It’s a Mitt Romney tree!”

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