Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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I've reserved my spot in Hell

I'm smoking a cig before class. Suddenly, a nosy child from a field trip approaches.
Kid:
HEY!
Me:
*ignores*
Kid:
I SAID HEY!
Me:
What's up, kiddo?
Kid:
Those cigarettes are gonna kill you. That's what my mom says.
Me:
*distracted* Uh huh.
Kid:
You're going to die. My mom says cigarettes kill LOSERS! *giggles uncontrollably*
Me:
You know what else kills people?
Kid:
Being a LOSER?!
Me:
Curiosity.
Kid:
Huh?
Me:
Think about it.
Kid:
...
Me:
...
Kid:
*his eyes get wide and he walks backwards to his fellow 8-year-old menaces*
Me:
*Waves and smiles at field trip monitor*

Filed under I'm going to hell kids other people's children

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