Cue the madfaced Penn State fans. Sarah is a fine example:
Joe knows football? Joe sure does know football! His focus is so incredible that he didn’t let anything else, like say, a silly little bit of child rape get in the way of national championships. Way to go, Sarah and the Penn State denial squad!
And then Rob notices:
Text: “Don’t worry Sarah, the Penn State library is still named after him serving as a good reminder to stay quiet while you’re in there.”
You, sir, are an epic human being.