I would hope someone would call me out for being dumb. However, someone putting you on the internet for being dumb is different than being on the internet already and then being dumb with your public profile. Does that make sense, anon?
That said, feel free to Google me. I bet there’s something on the internet of me that I don’t like. There may or may not be a video of me rapping Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” at karaoke last night. That’s a place to start.
Here’s the thing: Not being dumb on the internet exponentially reduces the chances of you being called out on the internet for being dumb on the internet — as we already discussed.