My mom bought Fifty Shades of Grey what is going on?!
EVERYONE’S PARENTS ARE READING THAT THING IT’S FREAKING SCARY
If my mom gets it, I’m going to initiate a very awkward conversation about BDSM to dissuade her.
I hope my mom respects herself more than this - but if I find that book, so help me jeebus, I WILL bring up anal beads as a topic of conversation at Thanksgiving. “Hey mom, you know removing them isn’t like rip-starting a lawnmower, right?”