Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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niquezmavie:

maheenified:

mr-cosio:

My mom bought Fifty Shades of Grey what is going on?!

EVERYONE’S PARENTS ARE READING THAT THING IT’S FREAKING SCARY

If my mom gets it, I’m going to initiate a very awkward conversation about BDSM to dissuade her. 

I hope my mom respects herself more than this - but if I find that book, so help me jeebus, I WILL bring up anal beads as a topic of conversation at Thanksgiving. “Hey mom, you know removing them isn’t like rip-starting a lawnmower, right?”

(Source: ishyismagic)

  1. squatsandshots reblogged this from what-the-2028 and added:
    Bet anyone my stepmom is reading it right now
  2. quantumstarlight reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    My mom is reading it. My mom has a Master’s and used to teach Freshman Comp! She should know better. It’s depressing.
  3. bulletinaweave reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    My mom bought it, but she was too lazy to start reading it. Also, if she does start reading it, she’ll read the ending...
  4. lowspark13 reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    My mom read it;happily she said it wasn’t very good.
  5. captainsway reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    IS THAT ACTUALLY IN THE BOOK???
  6. what-the-2028 reblogged this from niquezmavie and added:
    I did that and basically got a “How do you know so much about this….?” response.
  7. cognitivedissonance reblogged this from niquezmavie and added:
    I hope my mom respects herself more than this - but if I find that book, so help me jeebus, I WILL bring up anal beads...
  8. ishyismagic posted this