Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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Anonymous asked: I'm a conservative vegatarian and I ate my first piece of chicken in 7 years just to spite you gay-lovers. Deluxe chicken sandwich at Chick-Fil-a and it was tasty! Hoorah!

Bully for you, anon! If you’re telling the truth though, I bet you’re feeling less than hoorah. See, when you’re a vegetarian for awhile, and then you eat greasy, fatty food – especially of the poultry and/or meat variety – there’s a good chance your digestive system is going to be less than thrilled. I was a vegetarian for a period and learned this. I’ve seen other people learn this.

I bet you typed this to me from the bathroom, where you’ve dragged your miserable self and your laptop. You’ve likely been explosively swearing and shitting all evening. You’re cursing Mike Huckabee and yourself for being born.

But don’t worry - you just put on a brave face, little gray champ! Mama Palin might respond to one of your tweets, and it’ll all be okay, anon.

Boy, you sure showed us!

Cheers,
Meg

  1. atarimcgregor said: Such a glorious reply.
  2. nedsecondline said: Use of term xxxx-lovers for whomever you fear or hate shows us how close “anon” is to KKK of old - sigh
  3. suduu said: This is hilarious.
  4. notentirelyunliketea said: Don’t mind the trolls.
  5. coffee-n-cats said: lmfaooooooooooo