Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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My pal just got back in town. Then this happened.

Me:
Dude! How was your summer vacation?!
My pal:
Awesome. Made some bad decisions, then some good ones, and met this way amazing chick that's pretty much forever.
Me:
Wait, how long have you been dating?
My pal:
Like two months. I hated her but now I'm mad crazy about her.
Me:
When did John Hughes start writing your life?
My pal:
Who?
Me:
Sixteen Candles? Pretty in Pink?
My pal:
Lol wut?
Me:
The BREAKFAST CLUB?!
My pal:
?
Me:
"Don't You Forget About Me?" By Simple Minds?! C'MON...
My pal:
Huh?
Me:
FRIENDS OFF!
My pal:
WTF just happened?

Filed under I am such a nerd John Hughes yes I feel old

  1. zombizombi said: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
  2. hagravens said: No way. Those are classics.
  3. cognitivedissonance posted this