Cognitive Dissonance

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Romney Campaign Examined Tax Returns Of Potential Veeps

Well, the answer to how many years of tax returns Paul Ryan (and others) had to provide is an evasive “several.”

After Sarah Palin, I bet they had to provide elementary school report cards and teenage diaries, too. 

I imagine, after a thorough review, Mitt Romney lined up all the potential veeps, examining their teeth, lifting their hooves, and then he came to Paul Ryan. And this happened:

Mitt’s cold, teeny, lil’ vulture capitalist heart melted just a titch.

And then…. MAGICAL BROMANCE TIME!

But seriously, Mitt, if you’re going to demand returns from your nominees, at least hold yourself to the same standard. Show us your papers, Mittens.

(Source: cognitivedissonance)

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