seiuchiblarg asked:
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE. MITT ROMNEY IS A LOYAL MAN. YOU CAN CALL HIM GAY, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF HIS POLITICS, BUT YOU CANNOT SAY HE WOULD BE WITH PAUL RYAN LIKE THAT. HOW DARE YOU -- HOW -DARE- YOU -- IMPLY THAT HE WOULD EVER CHEAT ON OR LEAVE HIS LONG TIME PARTNER, RICK SANTORUM?
I… I thought you were serious for about half a second, then….
But Rick is all like, no Mitt, we can’t be seen together, and besides, YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO LOVE YOU!
Wait…
Rick Santorum, Mittens Romney, Paul Ryan all in a jealous love triangle, a conservative hatefuck lovefest?
Someone write this fanfic RIGHT NOW. I’m not doing it. Remember, Rule 34 still applies. So if you Google it, be prepared. You might invoke Rule 35.
Cheers,
Meg
