I… I thought you were serious for about half a second, then….
But Rick is all like, no Mitt, we can’t be seen together, and besides, YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO LOVE YOU!
Rick Santorum, Mittens Romney, Paul Ryan all in a jealous love triangle, a conservative hatefuck lovefest?
Someone write this fanfic RIGHT NOW. I’m not doing it. Remember, Rule 34 still applies. So if you Google it, be prepared. You might invoke Rule 35.