Rebloggable by request:
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE. MITT ROMNEY IS A LOYAL MAN. YOU CAN CALL HIM GAY, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF HIS POLITICS, BUT YOU CANNOT SAY HE WOULD BE WITH PAUL RYAN LIKE THAT. HOW DARE YOU — HOW -DARE- YOU — IMPLY THAT HE WOULD EVER CHEAT ON OR LEAVE HIS LONG TIME PARTNER, RICK SANTORUM?
Meg at Cognitive Dissonance
I… I thought you were serious for about half a second, then….
But Rick is all like, no Mitt, we can’t be seen together, and besides, YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO LOVE YOU!
Rick Santorum, Mittens Romney, Paul Ryan all in a jealous love triangle, a conservative hatefuck lovefest?
Someone write this fanfic RIGHT NOW. I’m not doing it. Remember, Rule 34 still applies. So if you Google it, be prepared. You might invoke Rule 35.