Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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awesomebrainpowers:

“I, W. Mitt Romney, am a man of the people. You can tell, because I am wearing neither jacket nor blazer. No sportcoat for me; they’re so patrician!”
“Much like the slightly older version of myself standing directly to my right, I, Paul Ryan, am also a man of the people! I have chosen to signal this to the hoi polloi by eschewing a tie!”
“Just the kind of outside-the-box thinking this country needs. Thanks, Paul! I will now smile, as focus group data tells me that such mouth-contortions indicate happiness and enthusiasm!”
“I’ve seen data to similar effect, Mitt! Let us both smile together!”
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In what may be the best reblog of the entire morning.

This happened. You know it did.

shortformblog:

awesomebrainpowers:

“I, W. Mitt Romney, am a man of the people. You can tell, because I am wearing neither jacket nor blazer. No sportcoat for me; they’re so patrician!”

“Much like the slightly older version of myself standing directly to my right, I, Paul Ryan, am also a man of the people! I have chosen to signal this to the hoi polloi by eschewing a tie!”

“Just the kind of outside-the-box thinking this country needs. Thanks, Paul! I will now smile, as focus group data tells me that such mouth-contortions indicate happiness and enthusiasm!”

“I’ve seen data to similar effect, Mitt! Let us both smile together!”

« shortformblog

In what may be the best reblog of the entire morning.

This happened. You know it did.

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    obama walks his casual ass out there every day dressed exactly like this… sorry i lied, soemtimes he doesnt even bother...
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