Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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 nonameassociated replied to your photo: Nixon has a sleepy. #cat #catstagram (Taken with…

I wonder why he’s called Nixon

When he was at the rescue, he taught the smaller kittens to steal toys and bags of treats and bring them to him. Basically, he taught his minions to steal, and then would give you this face that said, “I’m not a crook!”

He’s swiped my engagement ring, ponytail holders, socks, etc. and doesn’t tear them up or anything. He just hides them after stealing them right in front of you. Plus, he tries to knock our JFK poster off the wall on occasion. If he opens relations China more, then we’ll know for sure he’s properly named.

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