Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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election:

“On a Monday, it is raining. Tuesday, it’s still raining. And by Wednesday, a reprieve.”
Hurricane Isaac, shown here in the form of Ashlee Simpson, is currently approaching Florida, but the convention will go on. RNC communications director Sean Spicer told CNN this morning, “There’s no such thing as canceling.” 
I imagine that being said as Jerry Goldsmith’s score to Rudy swells in the background, just before a high school football team reacts to Spicer’s optimism with thunderous applause, and they all run back onto the field to score the winning touchdown.
- Bobby

Dammit, I just got new platform wedges. Should’ve bought wellies….

election:

“On a Monday, it is raining. Tuesday, it’s still raining. And by Wednesday, a reprieve.”

Hurricane Isaac, shown here in the form of Ashlee Simpson, is currently approaching Florida, but the convention will go on. RNC communications director Sean Spicer told CNN this morning, “There’s no such thing as canceling.” 

I imagine that being said as Jerry Goldsmith’s score to Rudy swells in the background, just before a high school football team reacts to Spicer’s optimism with thunderous applause, and they all run back onto the field to score the winning touchdown.

- Bobby

Dammit, I just got new platform wedges. Should’ve bought wellies….

(Source: gov)

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    Yeeap its raining here
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    Dammit, I just got new platform wedges. Should’ve bought wellies….
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    Pieces of Me Weather Report should be a thing now.
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