LARRY! I missed you! And don’t worry, I didn’t bread while you were gone. How was jail? You were in jail, right? All your candidates for state office lost while you were gone, just thought I’d let you know.
You’re just jealous. Keep in mind, envy IS one of the seven deadlies. I’m so glad you’re tuning in tonight. I always appreciate having listeners. Well, some listeners. I’m not sure you’re really going to learn anything, and you’re probably going to hate the show like usual.
Now, do us all on Tumblr a favor.