Shit that exists:
Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here’s a tribute to her — a fit that’s super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that’s as skinny as it gets. Made with plenty of stretch. This pair of Levi’s® Jeans is part of our program that minimizes water in the finishing process.
It’s “The Ex-Girlfriend Jean” by Levi’s. That is the creepiest name for a product ever.