Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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dokimasia:

quickhits:

Glenn Beck isn’t actually very good at spin. You could easily read that as “Even Glenn Beck thinks it’ll be a miracle if Romney wins.”




Isn’t that subverting the free will of the people if God’s already picked the winner?Wait…YO! Teapublicans, Evangelical Christians, and Romney supporters – you all don’t actually have to vote! God’s totally got this. Glenn Beck said so! Just stay home! High-five God! Woo!

dokimasia:

quickhits:

Glenn Beck isn’t actually very good at spin.

You could easily read that as “Even Glenn Beck thinks it’ll be a miracle if Romney wins.”

Isn’t that subverting the free will of the people if God’s already picked the winner?

Wait…

YO! Teapublicans, Evangelical Christians, and Romney supporters – you all don’t actually have to vote! God’s totally got this. Glenn Beck said so! Just stay home!

High-five God! Woo!

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    oh, okay. You can believe that.
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    Is that Glenn Beck or Guy Fieri?
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