Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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I had no idea how much people hated bow ties. It took me 20 years to realize that wearing a bow tie is like wearing a middle finger around your neck.

Tucker Carlson • On why he stopped wearing bowties. Carlson is the subject of a Brian Stelter profile in the New York Times regarding the growth of his site, The Daily Caller, which had a banner week last week due to a controversial 2007 video of Barack Obama.

Take note, fedora people.

(via thecallus)

Not really, Tucker. It wasn’t the bow-tie, it was you.

(via mohandasgandhi)

Yeah, Tucker. Remember that one time when all your lady friends said, “It’s not me, it’s you…” and you were thinking that there’s no way it could be you? 

It was you.

(via randomactsofchaos)

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