Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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First, I would like to apologize. This is quite possibly the most terrible and whitest thing ever created. Whiter than a mayonaise sandwich on Wonderbread made by Paula Deen. 

That said, I present a pro-Mitt Romney rap by After Late Hours (feat. Chanelle Taylor, Thirty100 & the Crazy Ones). It’s called “Mitt Romney Rap” — song titles are hard, y’all!

Sample lyrics:

"When election time comes, it’s either him or Obama
Check off Romney’s box to stop America’s problems
Obama’s got change, Mitt Romney’s got hundreds…”

And:

"Let’s believe in America and that’s a quote
Now get to the booth and place your vote
Now stop procrastinating
We have the world at large
Show Mother Earth that Uncle Sam’s in charge”

Filed under Mitt Romney rap politics Election 2012 just stop no really just stop I'm sorry GOP Republican

  1. baroque-oco reblogged this from lord-kitschener
  2. the-super-ego reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    I only made it through the first two lines of the rap. Raucous laughter ensued. Had to stop the tape out of fear I would...
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  4. self-styled-iconoclast reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    "Things going down like north to south" Sweet mercy, that’s got my official endorsement for most godawful analogy of...
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  6. flufflogic said: So, Mitt Romney gets this, and Obama gets Jay-Z, Beyonce, Will.I.Am, and many more? Damn, how are any kids confused how to vote?
  7. osobigbear reblogged this from tyrantrummed and added:
    Its funny how they are using a black form of expression to try and help a man who gives zero fucks about black people...
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  11. nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    O.M.G. This. Is. For. Real. More on the hilarity here.
  12. passthemilk reblogged this from sadnessandglory
  13. desireneverleaves reblogged this from whatelsecanwedonow and added:
    I… uh.. is this for real? I’m speechless.. in a very bad way.
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  15. buzzybbhn reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    My ears are bleeding.
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  17. nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident said: Wait - this isn’t snark? Really?????
  18. deathspeaker reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    Yeah! ‘cause… fuck the world and some shit! AMERICA! God I hate these people.
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  22. lord-kitschener reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    I don’t know what I expected.
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  24. kiango reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    I KEPT WAITING FOR THE PUNCH LINE OMFG THERE WASN’T ONE…
  25. dreamofflight said: …it…it BURNS.
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