First, I would like to apologize. This is quite possibly the most terrible and whitest thing ever created. Whiter than a mayonaise sandwich on Wonderbread made by Paula Deen.
That said, I present a pro-Mitt Romney rap by After Late Hours (feat. Chanelle Taylor, Thirty100 & the Crazy Ones). It’s called “Mitt Romney Rap” — song titles are hard, y’all!
"When election time comes, it’s either him or Obama
Check off Romney’s box to stop America’s problems
Obama’s got change, Mitt Romney’s got hundreds…”
"Let’s believe in America and that’s a quote
Now get to the booth and place your vote
Now stop procrastinating
We have the world at large
Show Mother Earth that Uncle Sam’s in charge”