Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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God forbid the FLOTUS likes the POTUS in neither boxers nor briefs… but they’re married, so it’s all good. Jesus gives two thumbs up to the Obamas having a rollicking roll in the hay every now and again. </sarcasm>
Anyhow, maybe she likes him in boxer-briefs. Or a banana hammock. You’re the one imagining the POTUS nekkid, I’m guessing. Jesus, now that it’s out that Obama might wear neither boxers nor briefs, the terrorists have won! Or something.
Guess what? I like to see my husband in neither as well. Dammit, I shouldn’t have said that, it’s unbecoming. Note to self: Stop being unbecoming.
You know what’s unbecoming, Todd Starnes? Mom jeans. I saw you in Tampa at the RNC, bro. 

Yes, FOR SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME. Now that the finger-wagging is out of your system for a married woman sort of answering a question about her husband’s underpants on a giggly morning show, maybe you can go back to being offended by South Park and calling for its blasphemy to be condemned.

God forbid the FLOTUS likes the POTUS in neither boxers nor briefs… but they’re married, so it’s all good. Jesus gives two thumbs up to the Obamas having a rollicking roll in the hay every now and again. </sarcasm>

Anyhow, maybe she likes him in boxer-briefs. Or a banana hammock. You’re the one imagining the POTUS nekkid, I’m guessing. Jesus, now that it’s out that Obama might wear neither boxers nor briefs, the terrorists have won! Or something.

Guess what? I like to see my husband in neither as well. Dammit, I shouldn’t have said that, it’s unbecoming. Note to self: Stop being unbecoming.

You know what’s unbecoming, Todd Starnes? Mom jeans. I saw you in Tampa at the RNC, bro. 

Yes, FOR SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME. Now that the finger-wagging is out of your system for a married woman sort of answering a question about her husband’s underpants on a giggly morning show, maybe you can go back to being offended by South Park and calling for its blasphemy to be condemned.

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  1. politicalambiguity reblogged this from cognitivedissonance
  2. georgethecat reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    Yes yes yes to this answer and the answer to Mrs. O’s response should always be get it girl
  3. flaxxxen reblogged this from gokuma and added:
    So, even if you’re a married woman you can’t escape the slut-shaming… wow.
  4. the-birds-ate-my-face reblogged this from birdsy-purplefishes
  5. gildatheplant reblogged this from gokuma and added:
    If you want to get technical, the question was “unbecoming” so Mrs. O had the right to give it a cheeky answer.
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  8. mpreg-tony reblogged this from gokuma and added:
    OH MY GOD WATCH OUT IT’S A WOMAN WHO ENJOYS SEX AND TALKS ABOUT IT JESUS CHRIST HIDE THE CHILDREN
  9. gokuma reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    "Jesus, now that it’s out that Obama might wear neither boxers nor briefs, the terrorists have won!" :D
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  12. dixie-chicken reblogged this from birdsy-purplefishes and added:
    The fuck did you think Sasha and Malia came from? The White House Cabbage Patch?
  13. birdsy-purplefishes reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    =D
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  15. coffee-n-cats said: omigerd a wife likes her husband’s dangly bits heaven forbid imma faint now
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  17. socalcrunch reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    In all honesty, I think the President and his wife should share how a NORMAL adult couple can be. It wasn’t like she...
  18. nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    Todd Starnes doth protest too much.
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    👏