And surprise! It has nothing to do with President Barack Obama’s marriage or rumored drug use — both of which he’s already discussed.
"I have a deal for the president, a deal that I don’t believe he can refuse, and I hope he doesn’t. If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications, and if he gives his passport applications and records, I will give, to a charity of his choice—inner-city children in Chicago, American Cancer Society, AIDS research, anything he wants—a check, immediately, for $5 million."
So his private investigators haven’t turned anything up. Awww…
You know, I encourage Obama to do it. And once it’s done, direct the check be split into five $1 million donations in the names of Mitt Romney, Paul Romney, Todd Akin, Rick Santorum, and Richard Mourdock to Planned Parenthood Federation of America, which is a 501(c)(3) — so, a charity.
Or, how about Public Broadcasting in Mitt Romney’s name? A straight $5 million to PBS.
Or even $5 million to Islamic Relief USA? They’re a charity devoted to emergency response, feeding the poor, and education. Watch Trump’s followers lose their goddamn minds collectively.
If the president chooses to take Trump up on his offer, well, there’s plenty of charities to choose from that might make the Donald squirm a little.
Time to troll the troll.