Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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Well, guys… this settles it. While Mittens apparently shares enough qualities with Unicorn to be an aphrodisiac, unicorn is obviously out of the running for president. Mitt Romney has met the exceedingly low qualifications of being more real than a unicorn and allowed on an airplane. 
However, you know where Mitt isn’t allowed? AIR FORCE ONE, Y’ALL!

I just can’t with these people. And I assure you, Grass Roots Republicans is real Facebook page and 100% serious. Now, can we get a Venn Diagram of those who believe in Mitt Romney AND Unicorns? I would imagine there’s overlap. 

Well, guys… this settles it. While Mittens apparently shares enough qualities with Unicorn to be an aphrodisiac, unicorn is obviously out of the running for president. Mitt Romney has met the exceedingly low qualifications of being more real than a unicorn and allowed on an airplane. 

However, you know where Mitt isn’t allowed? AIR FORCE ONE, Y’ALL!

I just can’t with these people. And I assure you, Grass Roots Republicans is real Facebook page and 100% serious. Now, can we get a Venn Diagram of those who believe in Mitt Romney AND Unicorns? I would imagine there’s overlap. 

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  8. believies said: LOL on one of the pictures someone points out of the first lady “the devil is in your name, micHELLe” and i can’t stop laughing
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