Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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Tea with Rush Limbaugh as a Founding Father on the label. Yes this shit exists:
June 15, 2011
Dear America,
The Liberals are coming. The Liberals are coming.
My good friend Paul Revere laid out the blueprint of how to deal with this. Sound the alarm! One if by land, Two If By Tea™!
Two If By Tea™ represents traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence. Each bottle is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation. Just grab a 12-pack and join the fight to preserve the America we know and love. It’s worth it…
Two If By Tea™ is made just the way my mother used to make it, simple and satisfying. Nothing fancy here, just the simple pursuit of excellence in every bottle of tea we make. Whether you’re kicking back on the front porch reflecting on the greatness of our country or firing up the barbeque on a nice hot summer afternoon, Two If By Tea™ is the perfect accompaniment, no matter what the occasion…
Developing and bringing Two If By Tea™ to market has been a unique American experience for all of us who worked on the project. We were all reminded of the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution, who fought to create and safeguard the fundamental values of a free society, knowing that it was limited government and belief in the greatness of the American people that established the concept of American Exceptionalism. Fellow Americans, hold on to our exceptional values, stand up against those who want to suppress your individual rights and above all take pride in being an American! While you’re at it, join me in drinking a bottle of my tea as we admire the great United States of America and the military and law enforcement officials who fight to defend our freedom every day. Thank God, yes God, for the blessings of life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and of course, this wonderful drink - Two If By Tea™!

Yep, Rush Limbaugh is selling patriotic tea. It’s apparently safe for liberals to drink though. Not that I’d want to… For your daily dose of egoism, Rush calls himself the “Doctor of Democracy” for this. Seriously.

Tea with Rush Limbaugh as a Founding Father on the label. Yes this shit exists:

June 15, 2011

Dear America,

The Liberals are coming.
The Liberals are coming.

My good friend Paul Revere laid out the blueprint of how to deal with this. Sound the alarm! One if by land, Two If By Tea™!

Two If By Tea™ represents traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence. Each bottle is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation. Just grab a 12-pack and join the fight to preserve the America we know and love. It’s worth it…

Two If By Tea™ is made just the way my mother used to make it, simple and satisfying. Nothing fancy here, just the simple pursuit of excellence in every bottle of tea we make. Whether you’re kicking back on the front porch reflecting on the greatness of our country or firing up the barbeque on a nice hot summer afternoon, Two If By Tea™ is the perfect accompaniment, no matter what the occasion…

Developing and bringing Two If By Tea™ to market has been a unique American experience for all of us who worked on the project. We were all reminded of the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution, who fought to create and safeguard the fundamental values of a free society, knowing that it was limited government and belief in the greatness of the American people that established the concept of American Exceptionalism. 

Fellow Americans, hold on to our exceptional values, stand up against those who want to suppress your individual rights and above all take pride in being an American! While you’re at it, join me in drinking a bottle of my tea as we admire the great United States of America and the military and law enforcement officials who fight to defend our freedom every day. Thank God, yes God, for the blessings of life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and of course, this wonderful drink - Two If By Tea™!

Yep, Rush Limbaugh is selling patriotic tea. It’s apparently safe for liberals to drink though. Not that I’d want to… For your daily dose of egoism, Rush calls himself the “Doctor of Democracy” for this. Seriously.

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  1. keelanrosa reblogged this from bubonickitten and added:
    I am most curious to know where the hell this tea is coming from. Like… really. Tea doesn’t grow in the US. There’s...
  2. theladymonsters reblogged this from fuckyeah-nerdery and added:
    Dear Tea Baggers: The protesters of the Tea Act boycotted tea. urdoingitwrong
  3. xqueenwitchx reblogged this from bubonickitten
  4. bubonickitten reblogged this from alexalfurinn and added:
    …and that’s really all there is to say on the matter.
  5. nispell reblogged this from silas216
  6. lord-kitschener reblogged this from alexalfurinn and added:
    YOU BASTARDS! STOP BESMIRCHING THE GOOD NAME OF A WONDERFUL BEVERAGE!
  7. alexalfurinn reblogged this from cognitivedissonance
  8. silas216 reblogged this from cognitivedissonance
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  10. wearetheunsungheroes reblogged this from fuckyeah-nerdery and added:
    What. The. Actual. Fuck.
  11. spambot reblogged this from treatyoselfartie
  12. rabidraccoons said: Or as Bear Grylls would say: Patriotic tea? Better drink my own piss.
  13. treatyoselfartie reblogged this from cognitivedissonance
  14. interndana said: Wow, this makes me feel like puking.
  15. fuckyeah-nerdery reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    Huh, I didn’t realize Jeb Bush was around back then.
  16. cognitivedissonance posted this