Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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The Undefeated, Sarah Palin’s new “documentary,” currently has a rating of 0% on the Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes. Damn that liberal, gotcha media!
Other movies with a 0%:
Fred: The Movie - YouTube sensation Fred makes his feature film debut with this frantic comedy that finds the motor-mouthed suburbanite competing against his underhanded neighborhood rival Kevin (Jake Weary) for the affections of their pretty classmate Judy (Pixie Lott).
The Abduction Of Zack Butterfield - Laemmle Theatres and Thunder Hill are pleased to present The Abduction of Zack Butterfield, a new indie psychological thriller in which a beautiful but disturbed young woman returns from combat as an American mercenary in Iraq and abducts a 14-year-old New York boy, holding him prisoner in her isolated country home as a bizarre romantic relationship develops. Brett Helsham and TJ Plunkett star.
The Sex Lives of the Potato Men - The self-proclaimed Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid of Birmingham, two unadulterated guys spend their time either chasing women for sex, or being chased by them for revenge.
They Saved Hitler’s Brain - Nazi madmen preserve Hitler’s brain on a small tropical island until the time is right to resurrect him and, along with him, the Third Reich.

The Undefeated, Sarah Palin’s new “documentary,” currently has a rating of 0% on the Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes. Damn that liberal, gotcha media!

Other movies with a 0%:

Fred: The Movie - YouTube sensation Fred makes his feature film debut with this frantic comedy that finds the motor-mouthed suburbanite competing against his underhanded neighborhood rival Kevin (Jake Weary) for the affections of their pretty classmate Judy (Pixie Lott).

The Abduction Of Zack Butterfield - Laemmle Theatres and Thunder Hill are pleased to present The Abduction of Zack Butterfield, a new indie psychological thriller in which a beautiful but disturbed young woman returns from combat as an American mercenary in Iraq and abducts a 14-year-old New York boy, holding him prisoner in her isolated country home as a bizarre romantic relationship develops. Brett Helsham and TJ Plunkett star.

The Sex Lives of the Potato Men - The self-proclaimed Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid of Birmingham, two unadulterated guys spend their time either chasing women for sex, or being chased by them for revenge.

They Saved Hitler’s Brain - Nazi madmen preserve Hitler’s brain on a small tropical island until the time is right to resurrect him and, along with him, the Third Reich.

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    The Undefeated, Sarah Palin’s new “documentary,” currently has a rating of 0% on the Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes....
  3. evilroda reblogged this from reagan-was-a-horrible-president and added:
    How can anybody say they hate humanity after seeing this? Also, so glad Fred the Movie is at zero. Reaffirms my beliefs...
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    That last movie is hilarious.
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    These all sound amazing with a bottle of Jagermeister.
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    Sarah Palin and Fred, two absolutely annoying characters with two incredibly horrible disasters masquerading as movies...
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    I’d watch it for the lulz. But is it really worth losing so many of my brain cells?…Ahh, the questions that keep me up...
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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