Cognitive Dissonance

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JetBlue flight attendant who went nuts was in bed with boyfriend when found by cops

The plane had just landed, but he was ready to take off.

A JetBlue flight attendant blew his top, grabbed some beer and bolted out an emergency slide at Kennedy Airport Monday - then headed home to have sex with his boyfriend.

After he was bonked in the head by a bag, Steven Slater stunned passengers by spewing profanity and ranting about quitting as the flight from Pittsburgh pulled up to the gate about noon.

"To the f——-g a—hole who told me to f—k off, it’s been a good 28 years," Slater, 38, purred, cops said. "I’ve had it. That’s it," he added, a passenger said.

The mad-as-hell steward grabbed a couple of brewskis and popped one open before activating the emergency exit, witnesses told airport employees.

After tossing his two carry-on bags on the slide, he followed them to the tarmac.

Slater - who actually first started working for airlines 20 years ago, not 28 - then walked to the AirTrain, stripped off his company tie and flung it off as bemused passengers watched.

"I wish we could all quit our jobs like that," said passenger Phil Catelinet, 36, of Brooklyn, who was on the flight and the AirTrain.

"He seemed kind of happy about it. He was like, ‘I just quit my job.’ "

Port Authority police said it took jetBlue 25 minutes to report the incident, allowing Slater time to leave the scene.

Cops found him in bed with his boyfriend when they arrived to arrest him at a beachfront home in the Rockaways with a porch overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, sources said.

If you’re going to quit your job, make it epic. Grab a couple of beers, scream some obscenities, then go home and get laid. Preferably at a beach house. This guy is a hero to everyone everywhere who has wanted to do this, especially on a Monday. You can “like” his page on Facebook. I did.

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  1. chellchellchell reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    This guy is my hero. Talk about bucking the system.
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