Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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Bad Language American History: The Boston Tea Party, 1773

Sweet chocolate Jeebus! This is a wondrous creation!



These stupid assholes in England were all, “We’re gonna tax your tea.”

America was all, “Fuck you. We didn’t say you could do that.”

England goes, “We can do whatever we want, bitch.”

America was like, “You’re the bitch, bitch. Get that shit out of Boston.”

England’s all, “Fuck off.”

America’s all, “This shit is ON!”

Then there was a war.

new tea party goes like this:

george bush tanked the economy and took all of our money creating unnecessary wars. he was all, ‘you’re all too fucking stupid to figure out what i’m doing.’

then a liberal took over and the rich white people got PISSED and were like, ‘fuck you, go back to kenya.’

and obama was all, ‘no buddy, fuck you. i just lowered your taxes.’

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