Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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This is why the terrorists hate us

So maybe I’m being over-dramatic here… though I’m almost sure this is a recruitment video for any anti-American terrorist group.

But really, Kim Kardashian bawling over a $75,000 earring that she lost in the ocean is just too much. Who the hell wears earrings like that to the beach?!

"I don’t want to seem like a spoiled brat crying over a earring…" Well, sorry, you do. I love the person who says "Kim! People are dying!" while she’s whining about her earring. 

I’m almost pissed she found the damn thing. Apparently, it was easy to find because “it’s sparkly and so huge!”

Filed under this is why we can't have nice things Kim Kardashian for fuck's sake rich people kill me Keeping up with the Kardashians

  1. jjarichardson reblogged this from cognitivedissonance
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  3. mikeo56 said: If someone climbs out of their Maserati at the grocery store and slips and falls, I with disinterest would observe that “shit happens”. If the same accident occurred and the victim appeared to be of average means I intend to help them to their feet.
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  6. this-is-void reblogged this from hopemanifesto and added:
    If you actually watch the clip it doesn’t seem like she’s overreacting that much. $75,000 is a lot of money, no matter...
  7. commodifiedsouls said: I’d argue Kim Kardashian is a terrorist herself, and a frighteningly effective one. Who else can single-handedly ruin an entire generation of youth (particularly girls) with her toxic influence?
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  9. ghdos reblogged this from lover-root and added:
    Why even wear earrings to the beach? You deserve to lose them if you wearing them shits to the beach. That’s just common...
  10. jsenum said: Just wait until she complains about her new hubby. They deserve each other.
  11. hopemanifesto reblogged this from cognitivedissonance and added:
    Ughhhhhhhhhh.
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