Posts tagged FML
Posts tagged FML
Dante missed the tenth circle of hell: The DMV office of a large metro area on a Saturday.
Here’s their helpful text: “Your est. wait is 347 min. We’ll send you updates & let you know when you reach the front. Cmds you can send: “S” Status update, “L” Leave, “H” Help”
I texted ”S” thirty minutes later - “There are 231 people ahead of you. Your estimated wait is 375 min. Need more time than that? Reply with “M”
IT WENT UP.
The only thing keeping me here is the desire to not lose my parking space.
Not that I’d know from running out of gas by myself at 3:30 AM on a desolate city street or anything…
That AAA membership I thought I’d never use? Yeah, glad I have that.
"Oh, you can’t sleep? Cool, it’s the perfect time to reminisce about that one time you sneezed and farted in English class in the 9th grade. Wasn’t that embarrassing? Ooh, and you should look up your ex’s on FB — I bet they’re super happy and succeeding at everything! Hey, just curious, but do know how much is your bank account exactly, y’know, to the penny? You should probably think about that for awhile. Yeah, and what’s weird twinge in your back and that noise outside? You probably should have filled that Ambien prescription, but TOO LATE! GET IT?! ‘Too late’ because we ain’t sleeping tonight."
— My brain, trying to get stabbed with a Q-tip.
I just sent this to Andrew and thought I’d share my embarrassment.
Sleep deprivation makes you dumb.
Welcome back to Laradise, kiddos. Classes start Monday.
The first pick?
Frédéric Chopin’s Piano Sonata No. 2, Marche funèbre. Or “Funeral March”.
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL, PANDORA.
NOT. AT. ALL.
If a cop pulls you over for “driving like an asshole,” it’s unwise to tell him you’re pretty sure that law doesn’t exist under Wyoming state statute or City of Laramie municipal code. He’s already convinced it’s totally on the books.
Luckily, all I got was a tongue lashing and a non specific warning “since it’s finals week.”
Bundle up, Laramigos. Wind chill = -12°F and dropping. #FML
I’m one of two cars left in the library parking lot. #midterms #FML (at Coe Library)
I would punch a baby for a Pop Tart. Not just because I’m a dirty liberal, but I’m so hungry I’d eat a Pop Tart.
Just thought I’d share.
And I can’t get the key off. Canned air didn’t work.
This is my life right now.
The LSAT is in about 1 day, 8 hours, 17 minutes and 46 seconds.
That’s roughly 116,266 seconds, or 1937 minutes, or 32 hours.
Or, y’know, just me.
“With Romney’s historic statement of ‘Corporate Personhood’, he has become this generation’s Civil Rights Champion - A Dr. Martin Luther, Inc. if you will.”
~ Stephen Colbert
“Some me just want to watch the world burn.”
This is what we’re up against people. A group of people so brainwashed that they’re willing to destroy the world to make their “prophecies” self-fulfilling.