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GOP Debate bingo cards! I only had time to make four, but I will make State of the Union bingo cards by request. Plus, there’s a debate this Thursday. Download tonight’s bingo cards from this post or on Imgur here.

Honestly, I feel like this is the longest, worst season of American Idol or Survivor ever. No one is getting voted off in a timely manner. 

Info on the debate here. Follow me on twitter: @meglanker

Submit cards here or email completed cards to meglanker@gmail.com

Good luck on losing by winning, y’all! GIF prizes for first submission and most bingos on one card!

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On GOP Debate Bingo, Obama commentary, and Rick Perry

"Barack Obama is a communist" commentary on a story about Perry leaving the race, and now my day is complete. And really? Anyone…? Ooh, the possibilities are endless.

Dennis Kucinich?

Bernie Sanders?

Ooh, or Buddy Roemer? Y’know, someone who’s actually running? If Perry’s gone, can Buddy take his place?

Anyhow…

Don’t forget kids, there’s a debate tonight on CNN. The fun starts at 8 PM EST. I’ll be live-blogging on Twitter. Follow me: @meglanker

Also, don’t forget about GOP Bingo! Cards are here. Since I don’t have time to update them if before Perry drops out, take any space that mentions Perry as a free space. It’s redistribution of the free spaces so everyone has more. Because I am more of a socialist (or communist) than Obama. 

I’m going to miss Perry’s debate performances. Someone make an emotional montage, please.

Submit your bingo cards here, or email them to meglanker@gmail.com.

Cheers,

Meg

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GOP Debate bingo for Jan. 16th and Jan. 19th

Here’s the link itself to the album. Hover your mouse in the right-hand corner of each image to download the card. As always, submit your card here or via email to meglanker@gmail.com. GIF prizes awarded for the most bingos on one card, first bingo, most bingos across all cards, and blackouts (Note: Can lead to alcohol-related blackouts). 

What better way to celebrate a day named for Martin Luther King, Jr. than to watch a bunch of old rich white men discuss how they’ll “save” America? Now with the only adult on stage *cough* Jon Huntsman *cough* out of the race, I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Will Newt finally vanquish Romney with his mind lasers? Will Perry strike out on an adventure by counting to our? Watch it and see!

These cards are also good for the CNN debate on Thursday night. I’m only going to change them if someone else drops out.

Live-stream for the Fox News debate is here. I’ll be live-blogging the debate @meglanker on Twitter. 

Spread the word and good luck! Remember, we all lose at GOP Bingo, so let’s lose together. 

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Live-blogging NBC/Facebook Debate!

cognitivedissonance:

Instead of going to church, stay home and play GOP debate bingo! The Meet the Press debate will be at 9 AM EST, but check your local listings here. In some locations, it’s on at 7, 8, and 10 AM. I’ll be starting at 7 AM MST. Live-stream is here.

I suggest not turning bingo into a drinking game unless you need a little hair of the dog or you want to be seriously judged by people around you - but IT IS always five o’ clock somewhere. Facebook info here. This one is moderated by David Gregory. 

Participants: Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman

Follow me on Twitter for live-blogging: @meglanker - If I get thrown in Twitter jail, I’ll start up on Tumblr.

Follow my husband, Andrew Simons, as he live-blogs at the Twitter feed for the PAC he directs: @Equality_WY

I’ll be writing a postmortem of the two debates tomorrow. See you folks at 7 AM and don’t forget to submit your bingo cards!

Live-coverage of last night’s debate here. What do you think is going to happen this morning?

We’ll find out in 15 minutes…

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boehnertroll submitted:
I had a rule that whenever I got bingo, I would take a shot.
This card made me take two shots, plus two others from different cards.
Lesson learned: Don’t take shots when you get bingo during debates. Your stomach will not like it. 
Oooh….
Yeah, I say you can turn this into a drinking game, but I’d take your own tolerance, food consumption, etc. into account. Shit could get real.
I found you an extra special gif!

boehnertroll submitted:

I had a rule that whenever I got bingo, I would take a shot.

This card made me take two shots, plus two others from different cards.

Lesson learned: Don’t take shots when you get bingo during debates. Your stomach will not like it. 

Oooh….

Yeah, I say you can turn this into a drinking game, but I’d take your own tolerance, food consumption, etc. into account. Shit could get real.

I found you an extra special gif!

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Live-blogging tomorrow’s NBC/Facebook Debate!

Instead of going to church, stay home and play GOP debate bingo! The Meet the Press debate will be at 9 AM EST, but check your local listings here. In some locations, it’s on at 7, 8, and 10 AM. I’ll be starting at 8 AM MST. Live-stream is here.

I suggest not turning bingo into a drinking game unless you need a little hair of the dog or you want to be seriously judged by people around you - but IT IS always five o’ clock somewhere. Facebook info here. This one is moderated by David Gregory. 

Participants: Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman

Follow me on Twitter for live-blogging: @meglanker - If I get thrown in Twitter jail, I’ll start up on Tumblr.

Follow my husband, Andrew Simons, as he live-blogs at the Twitter feed for the PAC he directs: @Equality_WY

I’ll be writing a postmortem of the two debates tomorrow. See you folks at 8 AM and don’t forget to submit your bingo cards!

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