Cognitive Dissonance

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Thanks deviantART, for providing one of the worst (and unintentionally hilarious) anti-abortion messages ever. I think it needs text (in Helvetica) across it about being into post-natal abortion before it was cool, or babies being way too mainstream or something like that. 
I threw a doll wearing a hipster shirt and sadface AND MADE ART BITCHES!
My favorite comment on this:

~eloquent-insanityAug 26, 2010I’m going to be very, very honest here…  I don’t understand why this was picked for a DD. Abortion is a hot button for so many people- is that why? This picture is your run of the mill “I’m in black and white and that makes me ART” picture that anyone with a camera and half a brain cell could post.
Beyond that, the image itself doesn’t make sense enough to make a point. Abortions have nothing to do with babies. Babies play no role in abortions. There is NO connection. Now if you could have gotten the model to toss a small tumor-like group of cells behind her, THAT would have been much more accurate. And much more worthy of a DD.

This photo is totally missing Helvetica. 
P.S. - I wouldn’t mock this if it weren’t for the description: “This piece caught my eye way back when it was first submitted and becoming a GM has given me the chance to revisit it. Whatever your view on the issue expressed in this Deviation the idea and the concept is bound to take over for even a second as you view this very poignant and powerful message.”

Thanks deviantART, for providing one of the worst (and unintentionally hilarious) anti-abortion messages ever. I think it needs text (in Helvetica) across it about being into post-natal abortion before it was cool, or babies being way too mainstream or something like that. 

I threw a doll wearing a hipster shirt and sadface AND MADE ART BITCHES!

My favorite comment on this:

~eloquent-insanity
Aug 26, 2010
I’m going to be very, very honest here… I don’t understand why this was picked for a DD. Abortion is a hot button for so many people- is that why? This picture is your run of the mill “I’m in black and white and that makes me ART” picture that anyone with a camera and half a brain cell could post.

Beyond that, the image itself doesn’t make sense enough to make a point. Abortions have nothing to do with babies. Babies play no role in abortions. There is NO connection. Now if you could have gotten the model to toss a small tumor-like group of cells behind her, THAT would have been much more accurate. And much more worthy of a DD.

This photo is totally missing Helvetica. 

P.S. - I wouldn’t mock this if it weren’t for the description: “This piece caught my eye way back when it was first submitted and becoming a GM has given me the chance to revisit it. Whatever your view on the issue expressed in this Deviation the idea and the concept is bound to take over for even a second as you view this very poignant and powerful message.”

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Andrew Jackson Jihad
Scenesters

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Scenesters by Andrew Jackson Jihad

Oh my god there’s scenesters everywhere
With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts
Why didn’t the shins come to phoenix?
And why didn’t mirah come to phoenix?

Because the modified is too small
And the marquis is too big
And the complex is rightfully dead
And the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause

Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
With their hair gel and their color green
How do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?

Because their hair gel that they use isn’t tested on animals
And their swallow tattoos are fucking lame
And cocaine is essentially vegan
And they don’t give a fuck anyway
They’re so vain, and yes, this song is about them

Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
With their violence and pomposity
So fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness
And praying to a sideways cross
So urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor
They don’t need to use a crutch ‘cuz they’ve got the wheelchair


Oh my god there’s assholes everywhere
Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere
Oh my god there’s assholes everywhere
Pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere 


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