Posts tagged Louis C.K.
Cognitive Dissonance
“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.” - William S. Burroughs
I will say this to my kids if I ever have any. I’ve already used it on my friends.
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I really think it’s crazy, that we hit our kids, it really is. Here’s the crazy thing about it, kids are the only people in the world, that you’re allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They’re the most vulnerable and they’re the most destroyed by being hit, but it’s totally okay to hit them. And they’re the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fucking will put you in jail for that shit. You can’t hit a person unless you can prove that they were trying to kill you, but a little tiny person with a head this big that trusts you implicitly? Fuck them, who gives a shit?
Louis CK (via mygripmyfocus)
A-fuckin-men! I do not understand how it is acceptable to hit someone who weighs at LEAST 100 pounds less than you, just to show them that something they’ve done (like hitting) is wrong. WHAT? All it teaches is that it’s okay to use force, especially on someone weaker and smaller than you, to get what you want. Absolutely abhorrent.
(via mamavh)
Yep. You hit them too hard, and you’re the custodial parent, *oops* you’ll get a visit from family services. But only if someone saw you do it, or the aftermath. You might go to family court. By all means though, spank their asses til they’re red, it’s your right because you live in one of the few countries where spanking is still legal.
(via mamavh)
Or people who talk about it like it’s a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and says, “how do I explain to my child that two men are getting married?” I don’t know, it’s your shitty kid, you fucking tell ‘em! Why is that anyone else’s problem? Two guys are in love but they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your ugly child for fucking five minutes?!
-Louis C.K. (via giftedboi)
i wish people would stop using kids as an excuse for their bigotry. kids are confused by, like, taps, and zippers, and the alphabet, and how tape works, and what do elephants eat, but if there’s anything they understand i think it’s friendships and love. if a kid hasn’t been taught that two men can’t be in love, they will get it.
(via emilyswash)
Louis C.K. speaketh the truth
(Source: louisck.net, via discreet45mseeking18mwithburgers)
