Cognitive Dissonance

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Dear children of Defiance, Ohio:

I’m sorry Mitt Romney is ruining your trick-or-treat by stopping in Defiance, and I’m especially sorry for those of you that live by the high school. I loved trick-or-treat when I grew up there.

A word of advice: If your parents drag you to the rally, don’t ask the Muppet looking guy, Paul Ryan, for candy. He’s likely to give you a copy of a really heavy book called “Atlas Shrugged” and lecture you about makers and takers.

Grownups, remember this: Mitt Romney gave less than two shits about Defiance until The Washington Post did a story about how the auto bailout got the GM plant humming again, and how two local attorneys put up billboards reminding voters GM is alive and Bin Laden is dead.
Is Romney going to the GM plant? Nope, he’s speaking elsewhere. Why? Because he would let it remain a hulking ghost of what used to be in Defiance.

Remember this when you go to the ballot box.


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Mitt Romney: “Terrorism wasn’t even mentioned in 2000 debates” — only it was.

Mitt Romney, Oct. 22nd, 2012: “In the 2000 debates there was no mention of terrorism, for instance. And a year later, 9/11 happened. So we have to make decisions based upon uncertainty.”

Survey says…

Sen. Joe Lieberman, Oct. 5th, 2000: “In fact, this administration has begun to transform the American military to take it away from being a Cold War force to prepare it to meet the threats of the new generation of tomorrow, of weapons of mass destruction, of ballistic missiles, terrorism, cyber warfare.”

Vice President Al Gore, Oct. 17th, 2000: “In the Congress, in the House of Representatives, I served on the House Intelligence Committee and I worked hard to learn the subject of nuclear arms control and how we can diffuse these tensions and deal with non-proliferation and deal with the problems of terrorism and these new weapons of mass destruction. Look, we’re gonna face some serious new challenges in the next four years.”

Now, if Romney had said that terrorism hadn’t been mentioned in the 2000 debates by George W. Bush or Dick Cheney, he’d be right.

Sorry, Mitt. Your point about terrorism is more like errorism.

(Source: cognitivedissonance)

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Follow my live-tweeting of tonight’s debate!

Oh yes. It’s the last presidential debate on foreign policy. And I am live-tweeting all the fuckery and snark that will run through my brain — particularly because I have felt like shit all day. 

Will Barack Obama answer questions about his administration raining death from the skies via robots ordering record numbers of drone strikes? Will Mitt Romney stoke an international crisis by insulting the Brits again? Because really, that was amazingly awful. Will the moderator be lauded by the left or the right as ZOMG AMAZEBALLS? 

And will I actually tweet sober?

Like sands through the hourglass… eh, fuck it. Boxed wine at the ready.

Follow me tweeting the fuckery: @meglanker

30 minutes, kids. LET’S GET READY TO BUMBLE!



(Source: cognitivedissonance)

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First, I would like to apologize. This is quite possibly the most terrible and whitest thing ever created. Whiter than a mayonaise sandwich on Wonderbread made by Paula Deen. 

That said, I present a pro-Mitt Romney rap by After Late Hours (feat. Chanelle Taylor, Thirty100 & the Crazy Ones). It’s called “Mitt Romney Rap” — song titles are hard, y’all!

Sample lyrics:

"When election time comes, it’s either him or Obama
Check off Romney’s box to stop America’s problems
Obama’s got change, Mitt Romney’s got hundreds…”


"Let’s believe in America and that’s a quote
Now get to the booth and place your vote
Now stop procrastinating
We have the world at large
Show Mother Earth that Uncle Sam’s in charge”

Filed under Mitt Romney rap politics Election 2012 just stop no really just stop I'm sorry GOP Republican

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Gov. Gary Johnson Files Complaint In Federal Court Against Commission On Presidential Debates


October 19, 2012, Washington, DC – Citing survey data showing former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson has in fact achieved the narrow criteria required for inclusion in the Monday debate, earning more than 40 percent of the vote in “head-to-head” polls against President Barack Obama, the Libertarian Party nominee’s campaign today filed a complaint in Federal Court in the District of Columbia maintaining that Johnson has, in fact, met the Commission on Presidential Debates’ criteria for inclusion. The complaint asks the Court to compel the CPD to include Johnson.

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Why not let him and Jill Stein debate? God forbid we hear more than two people.

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