Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

Posts tagged Occam's Razor says what?

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My fiancé solves our economic crisis

Andrew: Meg, have you ever wondered what would happen if Jesus came back?

Me: He’s going to be pissed, I’m pretty sure.

Andrew: No, do you think it’ll be all Left Behind and shit?

Me: Uh, I don’t know…

Andrew (interrupts): Because if it is, think of all the jobs that’ll be created! Sure, it’ll suck because it’s the apocalypse, but there will be jobs for all of us sinners!

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