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Why?

3 reasons: Because at least one of his supporters have no clue what out of context means, it was requested, and because I can.

Mittens out of context!

Click the link to see from whence the snipped, edited, or otherwise out-of-context quote came.

• “I don’t know how to fix the Republican Party.” 

If Romney can’t, someone else definitely can, AMIRITE??!!

• “It is not wrong to ask for government help.”

Mitt Romney wants to institute a welfare state.

• “I’m going to change my positions by virtue of being in a presidential campaign.”

We know.

• “Well, I want to make sure we have a safety net to get people higher.”

Mitt Romney, supporter of legalizing drugs?

• “If I’m President of the United States, we’re gonna get rid of our constitution, and the people in the states.”

Mitt Romney, running on a dictatorial, Soylent Green platform.

• “I ultimately laid off individuals and put free enterprise on trial. And guess what? That happens.”

I wish someone would, but who knew Romney was so anti-capitalist?

• “I’ve been looking at some video clips on YouTube of the Kardashian wedding and the promise of until death do we part.”

Awww… I bet he’s heartbroken.

• “I like Ron Paul.”

Then why don’t you drop out and make way?

• “I like people who service me.”

Everyone needs a good happy ending every now and again, right?

• “We have millions of people who’ve been suffering, 25 million people that are out of work or have stopped looking for work. It’s very good news. I hope we continue to see good news.”

Now, I know Bain Capital would be stoked, but that’s just mean.

• “I believe in an America that’s based upon a social welfare state.”

That’s so brave of Romney to admit as a Republican.

• “We have to have taxes that are too high.”

Now that’s not going to be popular with your base at all!

• “I believe in getting down. I think that builds our economy.”

Sex: Stimulating to people and the economy.

• “I’m Wall Street.”

We know.

• “I will allow kids to be exposed to obscenity.”

Won’t someone think of the children?!

• “I think humans contribute little.”

Dear God! Romneybot 3000 shall replace us all with Romneybot 3000 v. 2.0.

Now that’s how you take words out of context, kids.