Posts tagged Rick Santorum
Posts tagged Rick Santorum
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NOW YOU LISTEN HERE. MITT ROMNEY IS A LOYAL MAN. YOU CAN CALL HIM GAY, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF HIS POLITICS, BUT YOU CANNOT SAY HE WOULD BE WITH PAUL RYAN LIKE THAT. HOW DARE YOU — HOW -DARE- YOU — IMPLY THAT HE WOULD EVER CHEAT ON OR LEAVE HIS LONG TIME PARTNER, RICK SANTORUM?
Meg at Cognitive Dissonance
I… I thought you were serious for about half a second, then….
But Rick is all like, no Mitt, we can’t be seen together, and besides, YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO LOVE YOU!
Rick Santorum, Mittens Romney, Paul Ryan all in a jealous love triangle, a conservative hatefuck lovefest?
Someone write this fanfic RIGHT NOW. I’m not doing it. Remember, Rule 34 still applies. So if you Google it, be prepared. You might invoke Rule 35.
I just want to make sure he has all the information before making such a huge, life-altering decision.
Get on it, Congress. Make a law.
Y’all promised a presidential circus. And now your biggest clown, Rick Santorum, is leaving the ring.
Tsk-tsk. I am disappoint, GOP. You’re leaving us with a cut-rate performer in Mittens. Don’t make me throw in with Moon Man.
Rick Santorum totally doesn’t want to talk about contraception. It’s the media’s fault, remember? Tom Tomorrow sums up Santorum’s points nicely.
Rick Santorum seems to catch himself right before calling President Barack Obama a nigger at about 15 seconds into the video.
Glen Coco at Vice has the scoop:
This is presidential candidate Rick Santorum (holy shit does that look scary written down) delivering a speech in Janesville, Wisconsin a couple of days ago. And, as you can see in the above video, it seems like he might have been on the verge of calling Obama a “nigger”… Santorum’s rolling out the racist gaffes about once a quarter so far in 2012, after this slip of the tongue back in January. (He was actually saying “blah people”, guys! Duhhh.)
Wow. I’m really not sure how he could walk this back, but honestly, with today’s GOP migrating backwards in time, I’m not sure he needs to walk it back.
And that is so very depressing.
Seriously. He really said he has not mentioned contraception during his campaign.
Remember this, Rick?
"One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before is the dangers of contraception in this country." — Rick Santorum, October 2011
I am too tired for this fuckery. Jezebel has the money shot:
Rick Santorum went on MSNBC’s Morning Joe this morning where Joe Scarborough asked him if he regrets bringing the issue of contraception into his campaign. Rickles got flustered and turned pissy fast. He said, “I’ve never had any record or anything about talking about access to contraception.”
Wait… found some responses:
Oh, and this one:
Ooh, one more:
Yes, Rick. You did mention contraception a few times, and you are a lying oxygen thief. That is all.
Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.) zings Rick Santorum at Boston’s annual St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.
There’s nothing more patriotic than shrieking “USA! USA!” at two men who kissed in front of you:
Rick Santorum was well into his speech during a campaign rally in Arlington Heights, Ill., on Friday when two men in the crowd embraced in a rather passionate kiss, prompting a “mic check” and two guards to escort them from the rally.
The crowd reacted with audible screams, gasps and wagging fingers. Another man jumped up and followed the pair out as the audience began chanting “U-S-A” until they left the gym at Christian Liberty Academy where Santorum was speaking.
Kirsten Boyd Johnson brings the snark over at Wonkette:
What’s this, two men interrupting Rick Santorum’s banal rambling to lock lips in a simple act of protest against homophobia? ACTION TEAM FORCE PATRIOTISM TO THE RESCUE. Watch the excitable wingnuts spring into action and holler “U-S-A” over and over in a heroic attempt to ward off decency and tolerance from their midst. How about some finger pointing, would finger pointing help, too?
This lady is on it, oh boy is she:
Dear God no! Look at those men! Look at what they’re doing! It’s so, so, SINFUL!
For the love of all things holy and unholy, I hope I love Rick Santorum is trolling.
Please be trolling.
Seriously… and the fanfic is pretty puritanical. If you’re going to write Santorum fanfic, make it goddamned raunchy.
And don’t submit it here. Submit it there. You have a challenge, readers.
Will you accept it?
Does that sunbathing man look familiar? That’s GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum tanning his pasty hide in Puerto Rico. The photo was snapped by members of an all-gay cruise. Joe.My.God posted the photo & the scoop:
Shortly after telling Puerto Ricans that they are unworthy of statehood unless they make English their official language, Rick Santorum soaked up the poolside rays at a local resort. Also staying at that resort were passengers from an Atlantis all-gay cruise, who snapped the above photo. Thanks to JMG tipsters James and Guy for sending this along.
Now, using the conservative Guilt-By-Fallacious-Association MethodTM, one can make several conclusions. A demonstration:
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Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, nor am I implying Santorum is gay. However, using the right-wing standard of proof on display with the Derrick Bell non-troversy and Sandra Fluke, it’s pretty easy to turn the tables. Or flowchart, if you will.
This is too great to not merit its own individual post. Someone should make a “Hey girl” Rick Santorum tumblr. Why? Because all major news networks agree on one thing: If Rick’s gonna win, he must court the ladies.
It’s a surge! Coming from the south!
I’m just thrilled this circus is going to keep rolling. C’mon GOP, you’ve promised a dog-and-pony show this election year. You better keep delivering.
Now, I’m gonna go make my man a sandwich, and hope he gets me pregnant while I’m barefoot in the kitchen. </sarcasm>
Now, let’s hope Santorum Rickrolled Michigan.
This makes me giggle. Part of it is Rick Santorum’s doing, too. His campaign sent out a robocall to Democrats encouraging them to vote for Santorum because of Mitt Romney’s desire to see Detroit’s auto industry go bankrupt.
This is nothing new for Michigan, as ABC News points out:
Michigan has a long history of crossover voting and other electoral shenanigans because of their open primary where both Republicans and Democrats can participate.
I love open primaries.
From Pensito Review:
That was February 10th! Less than 3 weeks ago!
Achievement unlocked: Le pandering spectacular. My suggestion for Republican campaign materials: