Posts tagged Rick Santorum
Posts tagged Rick Santorum
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NOW YOU LISTEN HERE. MITT ROMNEY IS A LOYAL MAN. YOU CAN CALL HIM GAY, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF HIS POLITICS, BUT YOU CANNOT SAY HE WOULD BE WITH PAUL RYAN LIKE THAT. HOW DARE YOU — HOW -DARE- YOU — IMPLY THAT HE WOULD EVER CHEAT ON OR LEAVE HIS LONG TIME PARTNER, RICK SANTORUM?
Meg at Cognitive Dissonance
I… I thought you were serious for about half a second, then….
But Rick is all like, no Mitt, we can’t be seen together, and besides, YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO LOVE YOU!
Rick Santorum, Mittens Romney, Paul Ryan all in a jealous love triangle, a conservative hatefuck lovefest?
Someone write this fanfic RIGHT NOW. I’m not doing it. Remember, Rule 34 still applies. So if you Google it, be prepared. You might invoke Rule 35.
I just want to make sure he has all the information before making such a huge, life-altering decision.
Get on it, Congress. Make a law.
Y’all promised a presidential circus. And now your biggest clown, Rick Santorum, is leaving the ring.
Tsk-tsk. I am disappoint, GOP. You’re leaving us with a cut-rate performer in Mittens. Don’t make me throw in with Moon Man.
Rick Santorum totally doesn’t want to talk about contraception. It’s the media’s fault, remember? Tom Tomorrow sums up Santorum’s points nicely.
Rick Santorum seems to catch himself right before calling President Barack Obama a nigger at about 15 seconds into the video.
Glen Coco at Vice has the scoop:
This is presidential candidate Rick Santorum (holy shit does that look scary written down) delivering a speech in Janesville, Wisconsin a couple of days ago. And, as you can see in the above video, it seems like he might have been on the verge of calling Obama a “nigger”… Santorum’s rolling out the racist gaffes about once a quarter so far in 2012, after this slip of the tongue back in January. (He was actually saying “blah people”, guys! Duhhh.)
Wow. I’m really not sure how he could walk this back, but honestly, with today’s GOP migrating backwards in time, I’m not sure he needs to walk it back.
And that is so very depressing.
Seriously. He really said he has not mentioned contraception during his campaign.
Remember this, Rick?
"One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before is the dangers of contraception in this country." — Rick Santorum, October 2011
I am too tired for this fuckery. Jezebel has the money shot:
Rick Santorum went on MSNBC’s Morning Joe this morning where Joe Scarborough asked him if he regrets bringing the issue of contraception into his campaign. Rickles got flustered and turned pissy fast. He said, “I’ve never had any record or anything about talking about access to contraception.”
Wait… found some responses:
Oh, and this one:
Ooh, one more:
Yes, Rick. You did mention contraception a few times, and you are a lying oxygen thief. That is all.
Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.) zings Rick Santorum at Boston’s annual St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.